Monthly Archives: September 2001

Onion Article

September 27, 2001 – 8:06 pm

CALCUTTA–In what is widely believed to be the result of clerical error
on the part of Heaven’s massive soul-evaluation and punishment-allocation
bureaucracy, The Calcutta Daily-Telegram reported Monday that beloved
missionary caregiver Mother Teresa was condemned to agonizing, eternal
torment in Hell following her death last Friday at the age of 87.
Widely expected to ascend into Paradise and take her [...]

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Killer Robots

September 7, 2001 – 7:54 pm

Extensive studies by CLF researchers have shown than over an estimated  25% of the world
population has been replaced by robot clones.  This, in itself is not a bad thing, however many
robotic replacements have a hard time adjusting to their new roles,
and have been known to go berzerk.
Take this short test to determine whether or not [...]

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