| 1. |
The Tin Woodsman (Wizard Of Oz)
Hey, he DID have an axe! What do you think he
used it for, huh? Huh? Why do you think there was
never a sequel? |
| 2. |
Lore (Star Trek: The Next
Generation). Data with more emotions and less
conscience. He even killed his own father...brr,
no one short of Eric and Lyle Menendez (and
Oedipus) is that mean. |
| 3. |
Robocop (3 movies of the same
name, although good luck finding ten people who
have seen #3). Officer Murphy is technically a
cyborg, but he has enough robotic parts and is
sufficiently murderous (although he only kills
bad guys, which makes him socially redeeming) to
earn a place on this list. |
| 4. |
The Terminator (two movies of
the same name). The android T-800 was one big,
bad, motorcycle riding, shotgun-toting, cliche
spouting automation. The T-1000 was even meaner,
harder to kill, and easier to understand (becauz
he dit naught haff Arnold's weirt Austrian
achsent). |
| 5. |
Unicron (Transformers: The
Movie) Possibly the killer robot with the most
deaths on his record, seeing as how he ate entire
PLANETS. |
| 6. |
Cy-Kill (Gobots). Cheap Megatron
clone. Transformed into a motorcycle. Ooh, you
look tough, you scare me with that Hell's Angel
look. Get real, buddy, we fear the BIKERS, not
the BIKES. Robby could kick your ass. |
| 7. |
Megatron (Transformers). Hey, he
transformed into a GUN, what more evidence do you
need? True, he mostly killed other ROBOTS, but
death, even fat-free death, is still death. With
quotes like "so what if the Earth is
destroyed, we can always relocate," Megatron
did not care very much for the "puny
fleshlings" of our world. |
| 8. |
Maximilian (The Black Hole) Now
THIS was a killer robot. He was big and red and
didn't even speak, he just glowed angrily and
chopped people to ribbons with these spinning
rotors on his hands. |
| 9. |
Robby (The Forbidden Planet).
Ok, an improvement. All the Robot Monster did was
lurch around and beat its chest - Robby actually
had a bunch of built-in guns and all sorts of
other cool stuff. Unfortunately, he was
programmed to fry himself rather than kill a
human being, or even a psychic monster created
from a human being's id. Big help. |
| 10. |
The Robot Monster (From the Ed
Wood movie of the same). The body of a gorilla,
the head of a deep-sea diver, I don't know if
this mechanical menace actually KILLED anyone,
seeing as how this movie came out when my parents
were still in the process of being potty trained. |