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Greetings and salivations girls and boys!
This is the long awaited page where everyone
gets to find hear about all the tiny arse updates and
other misc. things that I'm never doing on this site.
Look out for general, rants, and other useless crud on this page as well. Yeeehaaar!

<- (Yes, That is infact, a sowbug.)
4/20/00]:- "etc"
Some new and unpublished artwork on the main page, revamped the xhibits page. Sortof. Yes I know the site needs updating.  Oh well. 
-squid


3/24/00
]:- "maybe some day."
Updated links again for Joshua.  I wish my "n" button would stop sticking!
Uhm, that's about it. Blah!

2/22/00]:- "another morning with no orange juice! harf!"
Ok, well, Josh is being lazy and doing other things instead of updatig his
website.. so I am!  I mean, the boy still hasn't produced my comic strip *still*!
I prolly be dead before I get that!  Anyways, just updated the links page and
stuff.  HI JOSH! :)

1/21/00]:- "yeehaw~!"
Joshua is in the cowboy city of Dallas, Texas for 5 days! And I am left home
to run amok!  Watch out power rangers!  Ceigie is here to kick some arse-ca-poo
bootie!

9/16/99]:- "bah x 2."
Added a mp3 to the music page, because I find it amusing. and took out 
all the boring text. :)  And for everyone's information, I went to bed a little before
12:30, so hrummph!  And women!  God they're so insecure and fickle! ;)

The frame for my new bed finally arrived this morning.  It had been sitting in a warehouse
in Vancouver for a month.  I guess the shipping folks didn't deliver it, because the
feet were all rusty.  They contacted the people I bought it from and they said to
go ahead and ship it, and they'd send someone out to clean it up.  Well, anyways
they delivered it today, and it couldn't be assembled because the manufacturer
screwed up.  The thread on all the screw-holes was drilled wrong... the bolts don't fit.
Customer service actually listened to me.   We'll see how long it takes for the
replacement to get here. :P

9/16/99]:- "bah."
I was really tempted to change that 10/13 to 9/13, but I resisted the urge.
I thought it would be funner to display his retardedness for once. Obviously
Squid's been up playing EQ til 5 am again and isn't thinking straight. Not
only that but he doesn't love me anymore! YEAH I KNOW! :/

*sigh*

10/13/99]:- "update?!"
Greetings and salutations.  I haven't made any updates/changes with this
website since I haven't been in really bad mood in a long time.  (No reason 
to catharsis)  I do have a few half-finished graphics, although none that are
fit to be published yet.  Today I added a link to another site that I put 
together lately.  This one for the EverQuest guild: The Inner Circle.   
It's a pretty site, but not very informative unless you waste your time with
that particular video game.  Take it easy folks! :)

3/25/99
]:- "fudge!"
I thought it was time this website was updated. Yes, Squid will be unhappy.
But hey! So what! I put a new link under diversions, called Play Me. It's Squid's
new computer game he created for an art class. He's all excited that he learned
a new program. AND I'M PROUD OF HIM TOO MA! ;) Altho, his web stuff isn't
responding, so everything is all messed up. I'm sure when things are running
correctly he'll be here ready to undo everything I have done. ;) Gotta keep
myself entertained while our Spring Break is fudged up!

12/15/98]:- "Lets fuck!"
The Queen & Pope has finally taken over Squid.org! It feels good to
be able to exercise my authority over little Squiddy. ;) No changes to
the page except just my diva-ish mark branded permanently on the links
page. (Which will have a link sooner or later whenever I feel it's up to par
and/or Squiddy finds it first and puts it in himself. But he knows what's
good for him. >:) ) Bwuhahahahahaha!
On your knees boy! Hail the Pink Bunny Mastress!
Oh, there are also new friends links besides mine added too, and I made
sure everyone knew Squiddy is not for free by updating his little on-line
dating ad to a much more desirable status. And because women are *so*
smart, I finally got that pesky line to stay put under fairytales on the main
page. It really isn't that hard Squiddy! Anywho, I guess I can't have
all play without a little work. ;P

11/01/98]:- "That's nice.."
It is the morning following Halloween and a distaste of one at that.
I feel ill.  Oh, but It must be from the candy.  The nausea we knew
would haunt our stomachs.   Splinter the second
has been added, following the first added a few days ago.  (The
news was not updated for that.)   Pray for quiet sleep, and
soft light in the morning.   This site always seems to get
updated really really late at night.  It's a sick form of depravity.
Also interesting news; the top hits on search engines seem to
be sesame street, and misspellings of Babylon and cannibalism on
the CLF message board.  The most popular visitor is your linux
geek, who has automatically assumed that this site is related to
the squid internet proxy; as all the good linux software already has
it's own .org site.   They have even put the quake goons into a
second place, it seems.  I care, I don't care.  It's a scream
all the same.  Sick sick sick sick sick sick sicksicksick.
Extinguish, sweep, clean, pray.  Sleep.
Bittersweet Halloween!  Bittersweet any year of any day!


10/17/98
]:- "Ribbit.   Ribbit.."
Hello. It's REALLY late.  Plenty of updates and other assorted goodies
to the site tonight.   Two new graphics being featured under the xhibits menu,
older content was rotated back into the xhibit archive page.
A link to the squid internet proxy was added; about this site and
humor? was added; links were moved to those pages respectively.
The realaudio page was renamed to audio due to the G2 server
being down.  However my cd collection is posted up there for
ya'll to sneer at. :)

09/12/98
]:- "Just another entry in the book of the dead."
Hello.  It's late.  I'm going to bed. :D  A new graphic, entitled:
"Invalid Lifeform" is now under the xhibits menu header.  This sucker
is mainly composed of scanned sketching and photoshop manipulation.
Anyways, enjoy all you sick kiddies!  Nitey nite!


09/07/98
]:- "Yeah, I can't read these suckers myself. What the hell am I writing?"
I've actually been sorting slides.   I promise!  Not done yet tho. :D
Still got to sort out those teddy bears! :)  Uh.  Letsee.  Oh yes! News!
The "archive" page has been added under the xhibits setting.  The moon
was moved under that link. This "new" page is mostly old material.  Long
time squid.org enthusiasts will recognize several old intro graphics.  (I
Think I'm relatively happy with the current one, which is surprising.)  But
yeah, mostly just old mish mash. :D  Anyways, shut the heck up squiddy!!

[
08/29/98]:- "Sing this corrosion."
Hi.   I'd like to thank my loyal fan for checking this site for what seemed to be
a daily basis? :)  Sorry it took me so long.  Sorry world! :)  New item listed under
the xhibits menu thingy, tonights diatribe.   I still need to get my photos from my
class last term on a cd, and up somewhere where you people can laugh at em. :)
Oh well!  I know there really isn't anyone out there. :)  The quake clan newsboard
hidden away somewhere on this domain is rapidly becoming the most accessed
content. 
P.S. I have a scanner.  Some of my drawings may or may not make it onto this
dreary little corner of the web of mine.   New stuff is currently sporting one drawing
as it's left graphic.
P.S.S. mcjily.


[
07/09/98]:- "Downspinning silken webs of disfate."
Frontpage has been redone yet again.   Poor thing will never be complete it seems.
Anyways, old graphic will be filed underneath the xhibits at some point in time.   Bleah.
I still need to get my photography work scanned and up in the same section.
Time!  Time!

[
06/27/98 11:36pm PST]:- "I tried. I died."
New graphic type thing, goodnight moon. Link is off the main page under xhibits.

[
06/24/98 10:00am PST]:- "Blah."
Failed to get it posted last night, but the sickness graphic on the
elements collection page was completely revamped.  It's alot more
obscure than it used to be, but heck..The file size is smaller and it
looks better?  Or something?


[
06/22/98 3:03pm PST]:- "Good god james! Put that razor down!!"
The main page is being shuffled around once again.
Nod! Nod! Nod!
Okay, I'm done.

[
06/21/98 2:30am PST]:- "Ten thousand dead republicans are dancing on my grave!"
Egads, all the sane people are off sleeping again.
Had dinner with the family and visited friends.
Today, squid.org recieved, a new welcome page that should
irritate the hell out of people. But like yeah, I look at mah web stats.
I know half you people are leavin' at the front page anyways! ;)
The old squiddy sowbug got moved to.. yeah, to this page! Whoop!
The real audio link off the main page now dumps your biscuit arse
off at mah brand spankin' booty shakin' excuse for a music page
where you can click to get the real thing.
The main page had the news caption changed to a squid.org caption, the
bottom quote has returned to the original and that's about it.
Oh hey, did I mention we got a news page added? Hot damn! That would
be this page you're readin' now?!


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