| ARE YOU A KILLER
ROBOT? | Extensive studies by CLF
researchers have shown than over an estimated 25% of the world
population has been replaced by robot clones. This, in itself is not a bad thing,
however many
robotic replacements have a hard time adjusting to their new roles,
and have been known to go berzerk.
Take this short test to determine
whether or not you are in danger of becoming a "rogue 'bot".
| 1. |
Do you ever find yourself frustated with
the frailty and inefficiencies of organic creatures? |
| 2. |
If you answered
"yes" to #1, does it ever anger you that, despite their worthlessness,
humans still have the audacity to claim mastery over you and order you to do their
dirty, menial tasks? |
| 3. |
Have you ever
fantasized about picking a human being up by the shirt collar and
crushing his (or her) frail skull between your stainless steel servos? |
| 4. |
Have you ever
actually done this? |
| 5. |
Do pictures of
Will Magnus inspire fear and loathing in you? |
If you answered yes to ANY of these
questions, YOU JUST MIGHT BE A KILLER ROBOT.
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